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Free Market runs rampant throughout modern day America, where the everyday Joe can prosper if he has a money making idea and runs with it. Today, I am that Joe. 

As some may know, this blog has become more and more popular as the days wear on. In this day and age, ad revenue goes a long way in fueling a man's income, especially on the web. So far, I have abstained from doing so, for love of my readers and their viewing pleasure, but I know a good business deal when I see one, and that's what this blog entry is about. 

I am offering a lucky individual the chance to buy my blog. 

Not worth it, you say? Let me run a quick figure by you...

Boom, your mind has been blown. 

Thanks to the folks at http://www.websitevaluecalculator.com/ , I now have a very professional and accurate estimate as to the worth of my blog. 

But, the deal gets better: I am willing to part ways with this incredible investment of a blog for a mere 50 dollars! That's almost a 326% discount!

"Dan, what the fuck man, you're screwing yourself over here! Don't do this to yourself! You'll be in economic ruin, giving it away this cheap!", you're saying, before blowing your brains out with a gun because this deal is just too good to handle. 

No, this deal comes out of the kindness of my heart, and there is nothing better than seeing the look on someone's face when they buy their first blog. Ah, the innocence. 

Let's go over some of the excellent benefits you'll receive from buying my blog:

1.) Using your artistic and creative abilites to relay whatever thoughts you may have on whatever issue you like, having the world able to view it with a simple mouse click!

2.) Have a safe channel of venting or responsible coping with difficult issues that may present themselves by writing about it! Columbine would not have happened if that loser were given a blog instead of a gun!

3.) Social networking! The internet is a big and wild place, there are many people that may or may not share your idealogies, but there's only one way to find out! Blog and find other bloggers that you both can blog about blogging together! 

4.) You will get laid and be more attractive to the opposite sex! There is nothing more attractive to a person than knowing that they will put whatever nonsense that goes on in their head on the internet! I have been been laid 16 times because of this - Last night!

I could go on and on, I really could. But, I know I don't have to. You know how good of a deal this is, and I don't have to say anymore. All it takes is fifty bucks and it's yours, no questions asked, just a normal business transaction - except it's not because I'm knowingly ripping myself off here. You can either have the money paypaled to me, or cash in hand if you prefer. 

For contact information, please contact me on aim or through email. A fair warning though, this deal is going fast so respond immediately!