"I'm not going to join the faggy crowd of hipster-like, thick framed glasses adorned, Apple computer blog masses" I lied, to my Imaginary friend.
Well, sorry to dissapoint everyone with a reasonable amount of intellect who unfortunately stumbles across this, but my blog is now being broadcasted throughout the entirety of the internet where my uncanny, unfunny, and downright retarded writing style will both infuriate and confuse its readers. You've been warned!
Now that I've cleared my conscience with the disclaimer and filtered out people with enough sense to not read any further, let's try and see what can become of this heaping mass of shit.
Let's outline some goals for this blog.
1.) Become a internet celebrity. Watch out Huffington post.
2.) Ramble and rant about my life as a safe method of venting ordinary annoyances that otherwise may or may not induce a post office-esque murder spree. These rambles/rants may entertain/provoke critical thinking/disgust the readers. If they do, I will deem it a success.
3.) Let others peer over the edges of my life and into the delicate fabric of my soul where my inner child lay vulnerable and exposed to criticism and mockery. Yeah, I cried a little bit reading that too.
Hopefully my internet career will take off and my name will forever be plastered upon the walls of internet stardom for years to come. But I will probably just fade away into the sea of other blogs, with typed trash no better than any other.
By the way, congratulations me on such a innovative blog name. I consider it truly unique (even though IBloggedTheToilet.blogspot.com was registered already). Sometimes I amaze myself.
Fake Edit: Damn, should have taken "TheBlogCabin". Son of a bitch.
great..
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